Thanks for installing that cussometer. We needed it. I seem to recall way back when that the loud mouths used to accuse us of having a potty mouth. This shows everyone that we really don't. But then again, the people who were accusing us of that thought "potty mouth" meant a phrase like "If you're playing a catholic Mass, you gotta follow the rules".
The weird thing is that I tried the meter on the Curt Jester a few minutes later. Now, his blog is clean as a whistle in the three years I've been reading it. However, the cuss-o-meter registered him at 11.5%.
Here I've used "hell", "pissed off", and the the Cannonball and Orthometer term, "batshit crazy" more than once and we're 11% cleaner? Something's not right. (snark snark)
Thanks for installing that cussometer. We needed it. I seem to recall way back when that the loud mouths used to accuse us of having a potty mouth. This shows everyone that we really don't. But then again, the people who were accusing us of that thought "potty mouth" meant a phrase like "If you're playing a catholic Mass, you gotta follow the rules".
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The weird thing is that I tried the meter on the Curt Jester a few minutes later. Now, his blog is clean as a whistle in the three years I've been reading it. However, the cuss-o-meter registered him at 11.5%.
ReplyDeleteHere I've used "hell", "pissed off", and the the Cannonball and Orthometer term, "batshit crazy" more than once and we're 11% cleaner? Something's not right. (snark snark)
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I came it at a boring 0%. Thank God it doesn't monitor me around the dining room table - that would probably break the machine.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, boys, we make up for it on OrgEx, LMAO
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LMAO - Hey Nick, you *%#&^$! got that right. (tee hee)
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HAHAHAHA! That's true. We cuss like catholics up in there!
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