Thursday, November 27, 2008

A MASS KIT FOR YOUNG BOYS WANTING TO BE PRIESTS


This is, yes, an actual product by Wee Believers. All the things a young boy needs to practice the priesthood (Roman Missal or GIRM not included, sadly).

The Curt Jester rightfully points out, however:
Though what about dissident little girls who want to be priestesses? Surely someone can come up with with a women's priest kit which would include poncho, stunningly ugly stole, chalice made out of earthenware, home made hosts made out of material surely to crumble, and a subscription to the National Catholic Reporter.

Let's not forget the cruise ship so that the "ordination" be held on water.

Coming soon: Wee Dissenters' Poncho Lady Kit!
Peace,
BMP

3 comments:

Joe of St. Thérèse said...

hahahaha, stunningly ugly stole, lol.

Dymphna said...

I'd buy it for my godsons but it has to go on sale first.

Michael said...

Brian,
Don't knock it! My mother bought me a plastic chasuable, stole, & maniple in 1961 that I used faithfully as a little guy. Next July, I'll be celebrating 23 years of the priesthood!
Fr. Mike T.