This is hilarious. Posted by Simplex Vir at the
Catholic Cavemen blog.
On the first day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;
Barrack Obama in the White House.
On the second day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;
two liberal preistesses. and ......... (You mean Poncho Ladies, don't you?)
On the third day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;
three reasons why we should not kneel, ..........
On the fourth day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;
four sandled jesuits, .........
On the fifth day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;
five misinterpretations of the GIRM,........
On the sixth day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;
six contribution envelopes for ACORN, .........
On the seventh day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;
seven earth worshiping liturgists, .......... (You mean LiturGEISTS.)
On the eight day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;
eight examples of cowardice, ..........
On the ninth day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;
nine new cafegymatoriums, ..........
On the tenth day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;
ten new feast days for social justice, ..........
On the eleventh day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;
eleven new prayers for climate change, ...........
On the twelth day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;
twelve reasons to shut the bums down.......
Peace,
BMP