THE TWELVE DAYS OF 2009

This is hilarious. Posted by Simplex Vir at the Catholic Cavemen blog.

On the first day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;

Barrack Obama in the White House.

On the second day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;

two liberal preistesses. and ......... (You mean Poncho Ladies, don't you?)

On the third day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;

three reasons why we should not kneel, ..........

On the fourth day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;

four sandled jesuits, .........

On the fifth day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;

five misinterpretations of the GIRM,........

On the sixth day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;

six contribution envelopes for ACORN, .........

On the seventh day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;

seven earth worshiping liturgists, .......... (You mean LiturGEISTS.)

On the eight day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;

eight examples of cowardice, ..........

On the ninth day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;

nine new cafegymatoriums, ..........

On the tenth day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;

ten new feast days for social justice, ..........

On the eleventh day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;

eleven new prayers for climate change, ...........

On the twelth day of 2009, my USCCB gave to me;

twelve reasons to shut the bums down.......

Peace,
BMP