Sunday, July 5, 2009

FOUR CELEBRITIES CROAKED LAST WEEKEND...

...and the only one you hear about is Michael Jackson.

One would think Ed McMahon would get more glory here. Far more experienced in entertainment - renowned game show host and faithful sidekick to the beloved Johnny Carson -, and far more morally straight! The man knew where it was at.

Billy Mays, with his ultimate sales pitches, could sell you a mosquito! He'd make a KILLER Schwan's salesman!

Then there's Farrah Fawcett, who just about all the guys in my grade school classes had a crush on.

Michael Jackson, sorry to say, never impressed me. Though I never wish death or unfortunate consequences on anyone, not even my worst enemy, I have to say that his was the only death I did not mourn. Yet his is the only death I hear about lately. I will forego passing judgement on his pedophilia trial from 2005.

What's fair is fair. God will deal with such issues as he sees fit.

I close this post with Ed McMahon and Johnny Carson in one of my favorite late night skits, Carnac the Magnificent.

Peace,
BMP

2 comments:

CUAguy said...

Like I told everyone else, I prayed for all their souls, and to be honest, I really don't want to hear about any of their deaths. There are much more pressing matters at hand.

And on a side note, maybe the Church should have gotten Billy Mays to sell abstinence, he would have done a great job.

~shamusrocks

Brian Michael Page said...

...maybe the Church should have gotten Billy Mays to sell abstinence, he would have done a great job.

He would have made a KILLING on it!
(could be a pun there)
BMP