The Reverend Scooby Doo and the Paschal Mystery Machine
The self-ordained "Reverend" Scooby Doo and his "conversion van".

The van in question. I've seen so many like this. Usually if they go to any Mass, it's the folk Mass. You'd expect people who stereotypically sport that "John and Yoko" look. Don't forget the peace signs, man.

One can just imagine what's really in that thurible.
OK - all that joking aside:
the real scoop is here. If this intelligence stays
out of Holy Mass, then that's good. God only knows we don't need another 60's/70's accident. That eventually left us stuck with the musical ditties we're stuck with today (that many of us are STILL trying to cleanse the church from).
RSCT to
The Crescat.
Oh, and back to the original mood in my post,
Gerald's latest hit song is playing on the radio right now:
Imagine there's no lib'rals,it's something you should tryNo Gather and no drumsticksThat make you wanna cryImagine all the lib'ralsPut the guitars downImagine there's no HaugenIt isn't hard to doNothing to gag or sneer atAnd no Dick Vosko tooImagine all the CatholicsLiving life with tasteYou may say that I'm a meanieBut I'm not the only oneI hope someday you'll join usAnd the crap will all be goneMM mmm MM MM mmmImagine no zen gardensI wonder if you dareNo need for maze or GaiaAnd churches aren't bareImagine all the churchesSparing us this painYou may say that I'm a meanieBut I'm not the only oneI hope someday you'll join usAnd the crap will all be gonePeace (not that "hippie peace")
BMP