Sunday IV at Sacred Heart

The music for I-31-16, the Fourth Sunday of Ordered Time, or Fourth Sunday of the Year (following the Latin "Dominica IV per Annum").

Entrance hymn: To the Name of our salvation, "Oriel"

Gloria: Holy Angels Mass, BMP, or spoken

Psalm 71: R. I will sing of your salvation, Richard Rice

Alleluia: setting by Owen Alstott (chant-style setting in A-flat, with verse to tone 8G)

Offertory hymn: At the Name of Jesus, "King's Weston"

Sanctus: Holy Angels Mass, BMP

Memorial Acclamation: We proclaim your death, O Lord, BMP (Holy Angels Mass)

Amen: Dresden Amen, arr. by Theodore Marier

Agnus Dei: Holy Angels Mass, BMP

Communion anthem: Ubi Caritas, Mode VI

Post-Communion hymn: Jesus, Name of wondrous love, "St. Bees"

Recessional hymn: All hail the pow'r of Jesus' Name, "Coronation"

 

Peace,

BMP

Sunday III at Sacred Heart

Here it is, the music for Sunday I-24-16, the Third Sunday of (not so) Ordinary Time.

Entrance Hymn: Praise, my soul, the King of heaven, "Lauda Anima"

Gloria: Holy Angels Mass, BMP

Psalm 19: R./ Your words, Lord, are Spirit, and life, BMP

Alleluia: setting by Owen Alstott (chant-style setting in A-flat, with verse to tone 8G)

Offertory hymn: Come, Holy Ghost, Louis Lambillotte

Sanctus: Holy Angels Mass, BMP

Memorial Acclamation: We proclaim your death, O Lord, BMP (Holy Angels Mass)

Amen: Dresden Amen, arr. by Theodore Marier

Agnus Dei: Holy Angels Mass, BMP

Communion anthem: In thee is gladness, Giovanni Gastoldi
Post-Communion hymn: Jesus, my Lord, my God, my All, "Sweet Sacrament"
Recessional hymn: Rejoice, the Lord is King, "Darwall's 148th"

Peace,
BMP

Sunday II at Sacred Heart, Normalcy, and a Little While

Two of my favorite quotes come to mind, well, perhaps three.  

The first is Warren Harding's famous campaign quote in his 1920 successful bid for the White House, "Return to normalcy".  Before Harding was President, there was World War I (I don't think people back then knew there would be a World War II not long after), and, as I interpreted this in second year U.S. History class in my sophomore year of high school, it was the calming after the storm.

In our Liturgical Calendar, we have such a "return to normalcy" in the form of Ordinary Time (Seasons after Epiphany and after Pentecost in the Extraordinary Form Calendar), where, though the Mass is still much more than just plain old ordinary, it is that calming after one of the busiest seasons of the year.

The second and third quotes I speak of here come from my pastor and Jesus, respectively.  This winter portion of Ordinary Time (in Extraordinary Form, Season after Epiphany) will last "for a time", until that time of Lent begins.  In this year's case, because Easter is early (March 27), Ash Wednesday is early (February 10).  So even shorter than "for a time" is our current portion of Ordinary Time.  It's just "for a little while".  And in the case of the traditional Season after Epiphany, that "little while" is even littler than that, as Septuagesima (often dubbed as that "little Lent before Lent") is on January 24.

So, "for a time", or even better, "for a little while", especially fellow parish musicians, enjoy the "return to normalcy" while you can.

Without further ado...

MUSIC FOR HOLY MASS

Second Sunday of Ordinary Time

We have now put away the Mass of the Shepherds and are switching to an English sung Ordinary, my own Holy Angels Mass, "for a time".

Entrance hymn: Songs of thankfulness and praise, "Salzburg"

Gloria: Holy Angels Mass, BMP

Psalm 96: Proclaim his marvelous deeds to all the nations, Sam Schmitt

Alleluia: setting by Owen Alstott (chant-style setting in A-flat, with verse to tone 8G)

Offertory hymn: Sing of Mary, pure and lowly, "Pleading Savior"

Sanctus: Holy Angels Mass, BMP

Memorial Acclamation: We proclaim your death, O Lord, BMP (Holy Angels Mass)

Amen: Dresden Amen, arr. by Theodore Marier

Agnus Dei: Holy Angels Mass, BMP

Communion anthem: Cantate Domino Canticum Novum, Vincent d'Indy

Post-Communion hymn: I need thee every hour, "Need"

Recessional hymn: Hail to the Lord's Anointed, "Ellacombe"

Peace,

BMP

Music for Holy Mass: Baptism of the Lord

I know of many who think Christmas ends with the Epiphany (the "12th day of Christmas").

Then you have the retail industry and mainstream media who have screwed up Christmas so bad, they think it starts on All Saints Day and ends at midnight on St. Stephen's feast day (December 26), not to mention that Jesus isn't even thought of in their eyes.  It's all about cuddling up by the fire and riding in a sleigh and swapping gifts to them.

Christmas actually ends with the Baptism of the Lord, which we celebrate this Sunday.

So, without further ado...

MUSIC FOR HOLY MASS

Entrance hymn: On Jordan's bank, "Winchester New"

Gloria: Mass of the Shepherds, Pietro Yon (except 7:30: Gloria VIII)

Psalm 104: O bless the Lord, my soul, Royce Nickel

Alleluia: Alleluia "Divinum Mysterium" (Mode V, adapted by BMP)

Offertory hymn: Hark! a thrilling voice is sounding, "Merton"
Sanctus: Mass of the Shepherds (except 7:30: Sanctus XVIII)
Memorial Acclamation: Mortem tuam annuntiamus, Domine, chant
Amen: Dresden, arr. Theodore Marier
Agnus Dei: Mass of the Shepherds (except 7:30: Agnus XVIII)
Communion anthem: Break forth, O beauteous heav'nly light, "Ermuntre Dich" (arr. J.S. Bach)
Post-commuion hymn: Let all mortal flesh keep silence, "Picardy"
Recessional hymn: Songs of thankfulness and praise, "Salzburg"

Come Monday, it's back to "Ordinary Time", folks.  A "return to normalcy" for a brief time, as Ash Wednesday is only a month away (February 10).

Peace,
BMP

Four-Day Weekend 2 of 2 at Sacred Heart

This four-day weekend will consist of three Masses for the Solemnity of Mary, Mother of God (January 1, a holy day of obligation), and the Epiphany of the Lord (January 3).  The "Plumbers" (see previous four-day weekend post) will be here for three of the four Epiphany Masses.

The schedule is as follows:

MARY, MOTHER OF GOD 

Thursday, December 31, 2015: 5 PM

Friday, January 1, 2016: 9 and 11:15 AM

- (11:15 is the monthly First Friday Sacred Heart Community Mass)

EPIPHANY OF THE LORD 

Saturday, January 2, 2016: 5 PM (with the Plumbers)

Sunday, January 3, 2016: 7:30, 9, and 11:15 (with the Plumbers at 9 and 11:15)

MUSIC FOR HOLY MASS

Mary, Mother of God

Entrance hymn: While shepherds watched their flocks by night, "Winchester Old"

Gloria: Mass VIII

Psalm 67: May God bless us in his mercy, Owen Alstott

Alleluia: Alleluia "Divinum Mysterium" (Mode V, adapted by BMP)

Offertory hymn: The first Nowell, traditional English carol

Sanctus: Mass XVIII

Memorial Acclamation: Mortem tuam annuntiamus, Domine, chant
Amen: Dresden, arr. Theodore Marier

Agnus Dei: Mass XVIII

Communion anthem: Ave Maria, melody by Charles Gounod, over Prelude and Fugue in C by Johann Sebastian Bach

Post-Communion hymn: In the bleak midwinter, "Cranham"

Recessional hymn: Angels we have heard on high, "Gloria", traditional French

Epiphany of the Lord

Entrance hymn: O Come, All Ye Faithful (vv. 1, 2, 3, 6), arr. David Willcocks

Gloria: Mass of the Shepherds, Pietro Yon (except 7:30: Gloria VIII)

Psalm 72: Lord, every nation on earth will adore you, BMP

Alleluia: Alleluia "Divinum Mysterium" (Mode V, adapted by BMP)

Offertory hymn: We three kings of Orient are, "Kings of Orient"
Sanctus: Mass of the Shepherds (except 7:30: Sanctus XVIII)
Elevation fanfares: Fanfare in B-flat, John Ferguson
Memorial Acclamation: Mortem tuam annuntiamus, Domine, chant
Amen: Dresden, arr. Theodore Marier
Agnus Dei: Mass of the Shepherds (except 7:30: Agnus XVIII)

Communion anthem: Tollite hostias, Camille Saint-Saëns

Post-Communion hymn: As with gladness men of old, "Dix"

Recessional hymn: What star is this with beams so bright, "Puer Nobis"

Happy and blessed New Year!
BMP

Respect MY Authoritah!!!

On this solemnity of the Holy Family of Jesus, Mary, and Joseph (the day I write this "epistle from my scriptorium"), we Catholics heard in the Gospel where Jesus, at just 12 years old, stayed behind in the temple as his parents returned home.  Of course, little did Mary and Joseph know that he stayed behind (they thought Jesus was in the caravan), listened to the temple elders, and had quite the chat with them.  They couldn't get over how wise Jesus was at that age.

Meanwhile, Mary and Joseph were worried sick as to where Jesus was.  After all, Jesus was gone three days, and only 12.  Brings me back to a day when I was 13, when I had my mom worried sick.  At that age, I had a knack for taking marathon bike rides, exploring the wooded back roads of town of Cumberland (RI), and sometimes going into the nearby city of Woonsocket, towards Mount St. Charles Academy.  I would often leave about 3:00 PM or so, and return at about 5:00 PM.

One day, I took a longer than usual bike ride, spanning four towns (Cumberland, Lincoln, Smithfield, and North Providence) and a city (Pawtucket) before returning home well past 7:00 PM.  My mother had been worried, unbeknowest of me, to the point of tears.  I was a daring little biker at 13.  Two of the roads I traveled had posted speed limits of 50 MPH (which is HUGE in Rhode Island, petty in other states) at the time I traveled them (one of them has since been reduced to 40 MPH).  But, yeah, I, like Jesus, had my mom in a frenzy, thinking the worst of what could have happened to me.  I thought, "Why are you so worried about me?  I knew exactly what I was doing and where I was going."

Jesus, of course, had a better excuse for taking off than I did.  I basically went for exploratory reasons.  I love traveling on roads I've never been on before.  Jesus, on the other hand, asked Mary that same question: "Why are you so worried?  Why do you seek me?", and gave this explanation: "Did you not know that I had to be in my Father's house?"  That's the translation in the Lectionary for the United States.  The translation in the Gregorian Missal, on which I based the response for a Communion I recently finished writing for the Solemnity of the Holy Family, is "Did you not know that I had to be about my Father's business?"  While not being obedient to his parents in this matter, albeit probably inadvertently, he was being obedient to his Father (capital "F" intended, referring to God, as opposed to small "f", referring to Joseph).  I guess another way of putting this is that Jesus "had to do his Father's will".

Back in the days, the poop hit the fan if we were disobedient to our parents.  In addition to fear of a spanking (or, if you grew up south of the Mason-Dixon Line, a whoopin'), we had the fear of God instilled in us by our parents.  It all goes back to the Fourth Commandment:

HONOR THY FATHER AND THY MOTHER!

A lot of the reason there is so much chaos in this country and even in many other parts of the Western World is that many have forgotten that simple commandment!

I will close with the words my pastor used to close his homily: "It is not the guns, the knives, nor the cars that cause the violence that happens in our streets.  It's the lack of morals, the lack of values, and the lack of foundation."  I will add my own words here: I've seen it happen too much where kids act out and their parents often act as if their kids' poop doesn't stink (the parents' own poop, too, for that matter).

HONOR THY FATHER AND THY MOTHER!

Happy Holy Family Day!
Peace,
BMP

Top Ten Worst "Christmas Songs" of All-Time

I haven't done a top ten list in, like, eons.  And, being three days before Christmas, I decided to let loose the ten worst "Christmas songs" I've ever heard in my 51 years.  You may ask, "Why did you put 'Christmas songs' in quotation marks?"  The answer is simple.  Some are Christmas songs, in terms of theme.  However, others are just bad songs that seem to pass as Christmas music by the mainstream media (the ones that call themselves "Christmas stations" from mid-November until they revert back to their normal format on December 26).  Some may have a winter theme, but have absolutely nothing to do with Christmas whatsoever.  Some are just overly sentimental with some of the most annoying singing and/or music in general.  

Of course, opinions amongst readers may vary.  These are strictly based on my own opinion of said songs.

So, without further ado, in true iSNARK! fashion...

TOP TEN WORST "CHRISTMAS SONGS" OF ALL-TIME

10. Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree (in the "new old fashioned way" - makes no sense to me)

9. Most Wonderful Time of the Year (just all-around annoying)

8. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (I don't like the song, period, though I find John Cougar's to be the most annoying)

7. (UPDATED 7:26 PM XII-22-15) Happy Christmas (War Is Over) (One of only four John Lennon songs I cannot stand, along with "Imagine", "Give Peace a Chance", and "Across the Universe".  Otherwise, I find a lot of his music, with and without the Beatles, fantastic.  But this song - sounds like something from a bad hippie revival meeting, made even raunchier with the presence of Yoko Ono's voice.) TIED WITH Yoko's own "Listen the snow is falling" (link in the update paragraph below!)

6. Let There Be Peace on Earth (not even a Christmas song, but it gets airplay on those "Christmas stations", just because the words "Peace on Earth" are in the title?  Give me a break!)

5. Mary, Did You Know (bad theology)

4. Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow (Please don't.  I have to drive in that crap and deal with all sorts of Rhode Idiots who have yet to learn how to deal with snow.)

3. Last Christmas (by Wham, though when I first heard it, I thought it was Boy George)

2. Baby, It's Cold Outside (nothing about Christmas, just a winter make-out duet set to hideous music)

1. Santa Baby (nothing but a Christmas wish in the eyes of a greedy whore)

UPDATE 7:26 PM XII-22-15: Facebook friend Allen Troupe just sent me this recording of another hideous song.  I'm debating where I should rank this, but it should be ranked, in terms of the worst "Christmas music" ever.  At least a tie for #7, as it is Yoko singing here, and could be tied up with her husband's hippie-trippie garbage that passes for a Christmas song.

There are plenty more I can blacklist, but these are my absolute least favorites.  Also blacklisted are "It's Beginning to Look Like Christmas", "This Christmas" (made popular by Stevie Wonder), "Winter Wonderland" (except Herb Alpert's rendition), and most vocal renditions of "Sleigh Ride" (I do like most instrumental renditions).

Also, just about anything sung by Johnny Mathis is annoying to me.  I cannot stand his voice!  There are other songs that I do like under normal circumstances, but just get thrashed by mainstream artists.

Peace,

BMP

Four-Day Weekend 1 of 2 at Sacred Heart

Our Christmas Masses at Sacred Heart Church in West Warwick, RI, are:

Christmas Eve (Thursday, December 24): 5:00 and 10:30 PM
Christmas Day (Friday, December 25): 9:00 and 11:15 AM

Our brass trio (which I affectionately dub, "The Plumbers", explanation to follow) will be on hand at all four Masses, along with our choir (quartet, actually).  There will be some singing in English, Latin, and Italian beginning roughly 20 minutes before each Mass.

OK: EXPLAIN "THE PLUMBERS"!

The name was inspired by an interview on CBS Sunday Morning that I watched featuring the great trumpeter Herb Alpert.  Herb explained that his trumpet teacher used to tell him, "Hey man, you're playing a piece of plumbing!"  Our brass trio consists of two trumpets and a French horn.  Three really good instrumentalists, but they play some serious plumbing, especially the French horn.  That thing is like a maze of tubing like you wouldn't believe.  Thus, "The Plumbers".

MUSIC BEFORE HOLY MASS:

1. Tu Scendi dalle Stelle, traditional Italian

2. Coventry Carol, English carol, arr. Martin Shaw

3. Bel Bambino, traditional Italian, arr. C. Alexander Peloquin

4. Tollite Hostias, Camille Saint-Saëns

5. La Pastorale di Couperin, Antonio Allegra

MUSIC AT HOLY MASS:

Entrance hymn: Adeste Fideles (v. 1) and O Come, All Ye Faithful (vv. 1-4), arr. David Willcocks

Gloria: Mass of the Shepherds, Pietro Yon

Psalm 96: Today is born our Savior, Christ the Lord, Richard Proulx (response) and Joseph Gelineau (versicles)

Alleluia: Alleluia "Divinum Mysterium" (Mode V, adapted by BMP)

Offertory hymn: Hark! the Herald Angels Sing, "Mendelssohn", arr. David Willcocks
Sanctus: Mass of the Shepherds
Elevation fanfares: Fanfare in B-flat, John Ferguson
Memorial Acclamation: Mortem tuam annuntiamus, Domine, chant
Amen: Dresden, arr. Theodore Marier
Agnus Dei: Mass of the Shepherds
Communion anthem: Hallelujah!, from "Messiah", G.F. Handel
Post-Communion hymn: Silent Night, "Stille Nacht"
Recessional hymn: Joy to the World, "Antioch"

HOLY FAMILY (Sunday after Christmas)
MUSIC AT HOLY MASS:

Entrance hymn: Once in Royal David's City, "Irby"

Gloria: Mass of the Shepherds, Pietro Yon (except 7:30: Gloria VIII)

Psalm 84: Blessed are they who dwell in your house, O Lord, BMP

Alleluia: Alleluia "Divinum Mysterium" (Mode V, adapted by BMP)

Offertory hymn: While Shepherds Watched their Flocks by Night, "Winchester Old"
Sanctus: Mass of the Shepherds (except 7:30: Sanctus XVIII)
Memorial Acclamation: Mortem tuam annuntiamus, Domine, chant
Amen: Dresden, arr. Theodore Marier
Agnus Dei: Mass of the Shepherds (except 7:30: Agnus XVIII)
Communion anthem: Of the Father's Love Begotten, Mode V
Post-Communion hymn: What Child Is This, "Greensleeves"
Recessional hymn: Angels We Have Heard on High, "Gloria" (trad. French)

Merry and blessed Christmas!
BMP

Rorate Sunday at Sacred Heart

Rorate caeli desuper, et nubes pluant justum! 

Let the heavens bring forth the Just One, and the clouds rain him down!

(NO!  Please don't sing that hideous ditty, Rain Down!)

That's the assigned Introit for this coming Sunday, the Fourth Sunday of Advent.  I've actually heard it referred to as Rorate Sunday.  Why not?  We just had Gaudete Sunday, right?

Anyhoo, here is the music list for this Sunday:

Cantus ad introitus: O come, divine Messiah (Venez, Divin Messie)

Psalm 80: Lord, make us turn to you, let us see your face, and we shall be saved (Royce Nickel)

Alleluia: Alleluia "Conditor Alme Siderum" (Mode IV, adapted by BMP)

Cantus ad offertorium: The King shall come when morning dawns (St. Stephen)

Sanctus: XVIII
Memorial: Mortem Tuam Annuntiamus, Domine
Amen: adapted from Sanctus VIII
Agnus Dei: XVIII

Cantus ad Communionem: Alma Redemptoris Mater (altered form of the tune Consolation by Samuel Webbe)

- NOTE: A more familiar form of the tune appears with the hymn Come, Ye Disconsolate.

Cantus post Communionem: Come, O long-expected Jesus (Stuttgart)

Cantus ad exitum: O come, O come, Emmanuel (Mode I)

Peace,

BMP

I Still Love Christmas

But what I don't like is...

* The stupidity that precedes it, namely in the stores and on the road.  Yeah, the pushing around of your fellow customers because you're trying to get that anatomically correct GI Joe or Barbie that you just can't find anywhere else.  Yeah, the tying up of traffic because you're too busy shooting the breeze with your friends on your phone while maneuvering the streets in that fancified pile of nuts and bolts you pass for a car.  Yeah, the display of Christmas merchandise before Halloween's even started.  Who'd have thunk that I'd want to go out trick-or-treating dressed up in a Santa suit?  Not to mention the monotony of music that I shall describe in the next paragraph!

* Much of the crappy mainstream elevator music that seems to pass as Christmas music, whether it be the modern garbage, or some 1940's/1950's crooner trying to belch out an old standard (especially those annoying sleeper tunes), all in the guise of sentimentalism.  I can't stress enough: if you are going to sing a trashy "holiday tune" or trash a Christmas standard, at least be funny about it.  ENTERTAIN ME!  One day last week, I actually WAS entertained.  A website from Sweden came up with this cool collection of Christmas tunes called All I want for Christmas Is a Goat!  Guess what, it's Christmas standards sung by, you guessed it, GOATS!  I needed that to break out of the Dean Martin/Bing Crosby/Andy Williams/Johnny Mathis/Santa Baby monotony.  I needed that good laugh!

* Use of the phrase "happy holidays" because they're too afraid they're going to piss me off by saying "Merry Christmas".  It's OK!  You can say "Merry Christmas".  I'll actually be merry!  Otherwise, if you wish me a "happy holiday", I will be more than happy to choose which holiday I wish to enjoy.  Fourth of July looks good.  It's shortly after my birthday, which falls on Canada Day.  Labor Day looks pretty cool, too.  Christmas is more than just a "holiday".  It's a happy, festive, holy day, in which our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ comes from the womb of Mary and greets the earth for the first time.  Jesus is God's gift to us.  Talk about the ultimate gift!  Don't ruin it by merely saying "Happy Holiday".

I had a wonderful time last night!

One of the things I never got to experience until last night was a good old fashioned carol sing at the home a family who are parishioners at the church where I am organist.  After about three or four Facebook invites, I had a chance to go, and took my wife, Ann, with me.  We both enjoyed the singing.  We sang Advent and Christmas songs (REAL Christmas songs, not that mainstream media garbage, thank you very much) in five languages - English, Latin, French, German, and Swedish.  And lots of extra verses to go around.  Adeste, Fideles - all EIGHT verses, in Latin.  Stille Nacht in its native German, SIX verses.  O Tannenbaum, which reminds me so much of the hilarious meme pictured above.  We were singing even more than the Anglicans!

We were also WILDLY entertained by the family's dog, who did a show with his master!

As you can tell by the picture at left, I was one of FOUR organists who had a go at the family's 135-year-old reed organ, the first one I played in 25 years.  All of the organists who played were fantastic!  This was some really true old school fellowship and fun in the spirit of Christmas, all on Gaudete Sunday, Gaudete, meaning "rejoice".  And how fitting that the first hymn we sang was O Come, O Come, Emmanuel, whose refrain bids us:

Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel shall come to thee, O Israel! 

Peace,
BMP