Sunday, April 1, 2007

ZENIT: Nun's Healing Attributed to John Paul II

This is taken from ZENIT's website.

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AIX-EN-PROVENCE, France, MARCH 30, 2007 (Zenit.org).- A smiling Sister Marie-Simon-Pierre told a group of journalists that she was cured of Parkinson's disease in an unexplainable way and thanks to the intercession of Pope John Paul II.

"All I can say is I was sick and now I am healed. Now it is up to the Church to pronounce itself and recognize if this is a miracle," the 46-year-old religious said today at a press conference.

Accompanied by Archbishop Claude Feidt of Aix-Arles-Embrun, she said she had no doubts about her cure: "I was healed, and this is the work of God through the intercession of John Paul II."

Sister Pierre, who belongs to the Congregation of Little Sisters of Catholic Motherhood, said that it was very hard to describe with words her experience.

"My body wasn't the same anymore and I was not the same anymore," she said, describing Parkinson's disease, with which John Paul II also suffered.

Completely transformed

"Since the death of our Holy Father John Paul II, the symptoms of the illness became more accentuated and more serious," she explained. On June 2, 2005, the two-month anniversary of his death, she asked to stop working in the Maternité de l'Étoile.

Sister Pierre's superior asked her to write the name of John Paul II, which she found to be almost impossible because of her condition. After writing some unrecognizable letters, she went to her room to rest.

She recounted: "And there, when I went into my room, I felt like writing, even if it was difficult for me. I had the impression of a voice telling me: 'Take the pen and write.' I wrote something" and then went to sleep, waking at 4:30 the next morning.

"I jumped out of bed, though getting out of bed had been something very difficult and hard for me to do," the woman religious continued. "I felt completely transformed, internally I was no longer the same.

"[It was] something I find very difficult to explain in words … It was too intense, too great. A mystery.

"Since that day I have stopped all therapy. … It was like a second birth for me, I felt I was rediscovering my body, rediscovering my arms and legs."

Thanksgiving

Sister Pierre recalled that she began that day, June 3, 2005, with a Mass in thanksgiving. She has since resumed work in a maternity ward in Paris.

"I work as a nurse with mothers and children in Saint-Félicité. And I can do all that my job requires," she said.

Her healing will be presented by the postulator of the cause of beatification, Monsignor Slawomir Oder, to the Congregation for Saints' Causes.

On Monday, the diocesan phase of John Paul II's beatification process will conclude. Sister Pierre will participate in this celebration.

Saturday, March 31, 2007

MOTU MANIA IS HERE!

The liberation of the Mass according to the Roman Missal of 1962 is coming soon, as confirmed by Cardinal Bertone. We have coverage from Rorate Caeli and from Fr. Zuhlsdorf. And these guys have sources. The idea is that it WILL happen. But there is still no definite date, so the Curt Jester Random Motu Proprio Date Generator will remain on our sidebar for the time being. The calendar will not change. Therefore, tomorrow would remain The Second Sunday of The Passion (in addition to Palm Sunday). This will be the Mass in Latin, according to the 1962 Missal, and not the 1965 Vernacular version. It will be the Pope who will officially declare it, and explain his reasoning, motives, etc., to the bishops as well.

With Motu Mania blowing hot and cold, we'll soon see.

Peace,
BMP

Pontifical Munchies

HERE is a funny post from Fr. Jay Toborowsky at Young Fogeys.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

A GREAT BOSTON PARISH

Fr. David Barnes is 35 years old, and the youngest pastor in the Archdiocese of Boston. He's also taken his parish out of a $748K debt (Red Sox cap tip to Gerald) parish collections have increased by 50%, the church underwent a $300K renovation while keeping the sacred space sacred, and the parish also has a music program that doesn't mess around. They have a well-educated music director, they use Worship III, and use actual hymns, not hootenanny music. The music lists are in the bulletins at the parish website.

The younger priests are comin' in, and they know their stuff. I can safely include my own boss, Jason's new boss, and Fr. Barnes, amongst those younger priests. Keep up the great work!

Peace,
BMP

AN ABUNDANCE OF CAT MISCHIEF

I got a bunch of these cat pics - 10 of them - from my wife. I'm going to do my best to caption these, but if you think you have a better caption, leave a comment and I might just include it. Or I could do it the Cannonball way and just announce the winner. I'm debating. Anyhoo, without further ado, here are today's cats!

1. Dang liturgical dancers! What do they think this is? Richard Simmons or something???







2. Here I am, Lord,
in a box, Lord,
trying to escape
Los An-ga-leez!
Ship me out, Lord,
and release me
to an Indult Mass,
oh please, please, please!



3. Here are those door prizes for the Christmas bazaar!












4. These cats are reading How to Wreck a Liturgy, A Pictoral Tutorial, and getting a charge out of the MahonyFest Booty Shakers!













5. This little feline friend is simply having a siesta in the old country.













6. WAIT! The Gospel reading for Lent IV, Year C, says "Kill the fattened CALF!" Not "Kill the fattened CAT!"












7. Too much partying with the fattened cat.








8. Wake up, my friends! We must get to Candy Mountain!










9. A new breed of Poncho Ladies has emerged!














10. Hi Mom! Look what I learned at MahonyFest!











Peace,
BMP

16 WAYS TO STAY INSANE

Fr. Erik (one of the blogosphere's funniest clerics, IMO), got this from "an insane parishioner". This is hilarious.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. They might just do that in my hometown, as cops like to harass, and they're now playing with new cruisers of assorted colors.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. Brian Page, please come to the front desk. Brian Page, please come to the front desk for customer assistance.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That. My son Chris used to do that, hehehehe!
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "IN." Yes, and throw all the bills in it!
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso. I don't drink coffee, but I'd have no problem pouring Jolt in a Pepsi or Coke fountain.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors" I once worked with a guy who did that, but using $1.05 in cash instead of a check. It was actually money that he was short for a lunch run. Anyhoo, he asked the girl who made the run if she got the note saying "Thank you for last night". Another co-worker, this burly 6'7" dude with a mild-mannered voice nonchalantly goes, "That explains the nickel. What about the dollar?" - True Story!
7. Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy." This is too funny, in accordance with the Prophecy. (LMAO)
8. dont use any punctuation you mean like in the instant messenger
9 . As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. (sings) Over the river and through the woods... on second thought...
10. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." I'd like a copy of All Are Welcome to go... right into the trash can.
11. Sing Along At The Opera. I could get away with that, considering I weigh almost as much as the stereotypical "fat lady" (my physical consequence for quitting smoking).
12. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? Why waste the gas going to a poetry recital when you can open up a Gather or Glory and Puke book and ask the same questions?
13. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day. A sign saying "Jimmy Buffet Was Here" works well with that scenario (with all due respect to Jimmy - I do like a good share of his tunes).
14. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" But what if it says "Exceeds Available Balance" and you get nothing?
15. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!!" Most people do that leaving Mass.
16. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go. " Where's the family black sheep when you need one, right?

Peace,
BMP

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

EASTER GO BYE BYE

in Tiverton Public Schools, that is!

Can you believe that one??? Yeah!!!

My parish is in Tiverton. Of course, the bright side to working in a Catholic parish is that Easter can NEVER be banned. In fact, it's REQUIRED!

Public schools in Tiverton in the US state of Rhode Island have banned the word "Easter" at all school events and children will now have their photos taken with Peter Rabbit instead of the Easter Bunny. (And what the sam hell makes a produce thief more appropriate than the Easter Bunny?)
The US Catholic League reports that William Rearick, Schools Superintendent of the Tiverton Public Schools in Rhode Island, has banned the Easter Bunny from appearing at a fundraising event tomorrow at the Tiverton Middle School. (So, when the produce thief comes to town, let's switch scripts so he gets the entire student body hyped up for Easter.)
He has also banned the word "Easter" from all school events. He told the Providence Journal that during the last year and a half, he has become "more aware of folks who don't have a Christian background." (You mean Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, and even atheists can have their holidays, but Christians can't? But that's dis-I say-that's discrimination, boy!)
Taking the place of the Easter Bunny will be Peter Rabbit, the Catholic League says, and children will be able to get their picture taken with him. (Oh nice! A mug with a thug!)
But League president Bill Donohue described it as "unconscionable that in this day and age Superintendent Rearick would choose to honour a thief".
"As every schoolchild knows, Peter Rabbit stole from Mr McGregor's garden," Donohue said.
"To now hold him up as a role model to impressionable youngsters sends the wrong signal. At the very least, grief counsellors should be dispatched to tomorrow's event."
(Someone, I say, someone, put the fear of God in that rabbit, will ya?!)
"There is also a more serious matter going on. The event smacks of sexism: Peter Rabbit had three sisters - Flopsy, Mopsy and Cottontail - and there is no historical record of them ever having committed a crime. So why were they passed over? Looks like the glass ceiling is still in place." (More discrimination - and the three sisters were clean, at least to common knowledge.)
Commenting on School Superintendent Rearick's concern not to offend other religions, Donhue said he was "astonished" that Rearick "only recently discovered Jews and Muslims".
"But better late than never. However, it was not a Jew or a Muslim who complained about the Easter Bunny - it was an ex-Catholic, Michael Burk; he is vice chairman of the school committee. No matter, I have news for Superintendent Rearick: he has not resolved the problem.
(An "ex-Catholic". And what did the Easter Bunny do to piss him off? Or, even better, what did Holy Mother Church do to piss him off? Preach the truth? Ah, but can he handle the truth?)

Source

Red Sox cap tip to Fr. Gonzales

On my way back from the rectory Thursday, I think I'll rent a megaphone, drive by the Tiverton School Administration building or whatever they call the head-honcho-quarters at about two miles an hour and yell out:
DEAR MR. BURK, MAY THE PEACE OF THE RISEN CHRIST BE WITH YOU THIS EASTER, AND MAY THE EASTER BUNNY GIVE YOU LOTS OF CHOCOLATES!

Peace,
BMP

CATHOLIC CARNIVAL 112

is up and running at Profound Gratitude.

Enjoy!

Peace,
BMP

MUSIC FOR HOLY MASS

Holy Ghost Church, Tiverton, RI
Palm Sunday - April 1, 2007

A little of everything that day - Palm Sunday, April Fools' Day, and my son Brian's 14th birthday. WOW!

Saturday 4:30 and Sunday 10:30: Procession
Sunday 7:30 and 9:00: Solemn Entrance

(except 10:30) Hosanna to the Son of David
(10:30 only) Hosanna Filio David
All glory, laud, and honor (St. Theodulph)
My God, My God, why have you abandoned me? (Page)
Praise to you, Lord Jesus Christ (Psalm Tone 2D)
O Sacred Head surrounded (Passion Chorale)
Jubilate Deo Sanctus, Memorial, Amen, Agnus
Chant Lord's Prayer/English
Were you there (Spiritual)
Sing, my tongue, the Savior's glory (Fortunatus text/Mode III)

Peace,
BMP

CHRISTUS VINCIT ANYWHERE! 74



You can listen below, or save the file by clicking here. (37:04/33.9 MB)
Sorry I'm late. Computer acted up on me all night last night trying to get my podcast up. For some reason, it would not let me mix the show I had prepared as an .mp3 file. But I had no problem mixing it as a .wav. This morning, it loaded as an .mp3 with no problem, which ticked me off because everything I had recorded was aimed around yesterday - the Annunciation, even with the praying of the Angelus Prayer.

Anyhoo, today it's all up - the Angelus Prayer, and the first of a three-part series on Pope Benedict XVI's Apostolic Exhortation, Sacramentum Caritatis. Today we cover some of the introductory sections of this very important document.

We've got two miscellaneous outbursts today as well.

Feasts for the week: Annunciation. For more information, see the New Advent Website.
Christus Vincit Semi-Live on the High Trail with the Bitmap: Bitmap and Snarky run through the music list for the Fifth Sunday of Lent. They even run into Shamus. The muddy trails will never be the same again!

Music:
Praise to the Lord, the Almighty (tune: Lobe den Herren)
The Angel Gabriel from Heaven Came (Basque Carol), variations performed/arranged by yours truly
Hail Mary, by Johnny Proctor, brought to you by Podsafe. Johnny's Soundclick Site

Commercials:
Catholic: Under the Hood,
iPadre Podcasting Network (with congrats on his 50th podcast!),
Disciples with Microphones

Inflationary Language: There's a Wideness in God's Mercy, courtesy of Save the Liturgy, Save the World.
Additional Link: Fr. Martin Fox's Latin/Chant Survey

CVA Interactive Corner