Here's a small sampling. This isn't your ordinary triage.
Pope Johnny V. His thoughts on liturgy: No disassemble! That's bad liturgy!
Meet J5 and his cohorts at Alive and Young.
The Liturginator: Hasta la vista, liturgeista!
Meet him at Aggie Catholic.
If all else fails, pop one of these and call the above guys in the morning.
(also from Alive and Young).
Incidentally, these guys were commissioned by the Pontifical Order of Liturgical Police, who also gives us the pills, and this watch:
Consult this post at Alive and Young for instructions. And tell'em Canis sent you.