How will they deal with it?
Paul Nichols has a couple of examples. First there's this:
Here Paul asks:
Can you imagine one at St. Sabina's in Chicago? Or anywhere in Orange County (Home of the Barney Mass)? Or how about St. Bernadette's in Severn, MD, which bills itself as "gay friendly"? I shudder to think of what they'd do to it.
Or dare to imagine what would happen at the next MahonyFest (er, Religious Misedumacation Congress)! HEY, speaking of L.A., Paul also gives us this (even funnier than the first):
Perhaps that phone in question might be on that portion of US Route 6 in Nevada where it's only two lanes (one lane each way) and boasts a 70 MPH speed limit. (This is an actual scene on US-6 in Nevada. Photo courtesy of AA Roads).