As presented by the Curt Jester. Enjoy!
The Ballad of Brave Priestesses
(tune of "Bravely Bold Sir Robin" from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail")
Bravely bold priestesses rode forth from St. Louis.
They were not afraid of Burke, O brave Priestesses!
They were not at all afraid to be excommunicated,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Priestesses!
They were not in the least bit scared of the male hierarchy,
Or to have their stoles gouged out, and their ponchos broken; (LMAO!)
Or grave canon law and the constant teaching of the Church,
Or that out of touch old man in Rome, brave Priestesses!
Quickly turns into:
Brave Priestesses ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
They bravely turned their tail and fled.
Yes, brave Priestesses turned about
And gallantly they chickened out.
Bravely taking to their feet
They beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Priestesses!