12.07.2006

THEN vs. NOW

Hat tip to Amy Pawlak (btw, Amy, if you're reading this, tell Dave that we CV snarks said hi).

This comes from Milwaukee radio personality Charlie Sykes. Enjoy.
Peace,
BMP

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That was then, this is now

Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
1973 -Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.
2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. (Ah yes, good old ZERO TOLERANCE at work!)

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1973 -Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. (Back on the street later on, the fight continues, this time with weapons.)

Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.
2006- Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability. (Living proof that DISCIPLINE made, and still makes, a world of difference. I don't believe in Ritalin, nor ADHD or ADD. It's all an excuse for parents not to exercise some CONTROL!)

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.
1973- Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist. (Psychologist gives Billy's mom an STD, which, back in 1973, was simply known as VD.)

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.
1973- Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons. (Six bags of crack found under seat.)

Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.
1973 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a special school for expectant mothers.
2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more careful next time. (Oh, and do I have a story to tell you about Planned Parenthood, that will be another post!)

Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1973: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English. (What a waste of all that action, eh?)

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1973 - Ants die.
2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again (I guess that chemistry set Johnny always wanted is out of the question.)

Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.
1973 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.
(Amy added: For the last one, the 2006 scenario could also read, "School board bans running games on the playground." Children stand in line for recess practicing meditation rather than playing. No more scraped knees.)
(BMP adds: yeah, and guys like Michael Jackson get away with it! Sheesh!)

4 comments:

Puff the Magic Dragon said...

/Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.
2006- Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability. (Living proof that DISCIPLINE made, and still makes, a world of difference. I don't believe in Ritalin, nor ADHD or ADD. It's all an excuse for parents not to exercise some CONTROL!"

ADHD and ADD really do exist andRitalin is necessary in some cases, but because worthless parents don't want to excerise and parental responsibility for normal energy, they over prescribe Ritalin.

I worked in daycare and all the teachers knew which kid really needed the Ritalin, and got like one tablet a day, and those who didn't but got 3 tablets a day. Go figure. The abuse out there causes people to misjudge alot of truly ill kids.

Gavin said...

You basically described the time period I grew up in (graduated '03). I think we've passed the days when anything can be solved by inflicting physical harm on a child. Then again, I wouldn't mind being able to slap up choristers at any wrong note :P Well, for the drug one (since drugs were a HUGE problem at my high school), does the kid NOT deserve to have his car searched? Abuse of one drug can often mean abuse of another. All the biggest potheads in school (the ones who talked about going to smoke weed after school) would get their cars searched, drugs found, and expelled. Did they REALLY not deserve it?

Actually, I blame all of the younger generation's problems on Barny the dinosaur. He just made them stupid. Oh, and by the way I noticed that most of the 1973 ones end with "goes to college." Seems to me that the idea of college following high school didn't come into play until the '90s. I don't really know of ANYONE in my family from that generation that went to college immediately after high school, and they're certainly not a load of failures and drop-outs.

Brian Michael Page said...

Agreed, Gavin. Barney did cause a lot of problems. Think of this:

Little Miss Mary: Barney, I'm pregnant. And I don't know who the daddy is.
Barney: Oh, that's okayyyyyyyyyy.

NO IT ISN'T! And I'm sure you found that idiot Orange County priest (Fr. Fred whatshisface) on video and his equally idiotic Barney dismissal.

Barney and miscatechism! There ya go!

At least the Teletubbies would get it right: UH-OH!

BMP

Dave said...

Hey, guys. Still alive. Prayer blog revived, at least.

Regarding this thread: Go to realdebatewisconsin.blogspot.com and read what people have to say about these scenarios...very interesting...