OK - any of you West Coast folk ever listen to Bob Rivers on the radio? Bob's been in Seattle for a bit now - KZOK 102.5 FM is his station. I remember him when he did the Bob and Zip Show here in southern New England a couple of decades back (107.3 FM WAAF Worcester/Boston, or as they pronounce it here, "Wistah/Bahstin"). Of course, when Bob went west, he took his "Twisted Tunes" with him (we still have Tom Doyle's "Tom's Townie Tunes" - just as funny).
I stumbled on to this one, pretty much sounds like my current work status. I found this one quite funny (well, not my current work status, but the song).
For the sake of copyright respect for Bob Rivers and KZOK-FM, I'll leave only links...
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