Here are some tricks on how a cat can make it to the Catholic Church:
Doing a dead man's float across the Tiber works well for this guy.
This guy snorkeled his way across the Tiber. This is his celebrity pose.
Here, the dog examines the cat's conscience - both catechetically and liturgically. Then the dog gives his recommendation to Canis (below) for final approval.
REMEMBER ME??? BWA HA HA HA HA!
First three pictures courtesy of Ann Page (my beautiful loving wife).