THE TWELVE DAYS OF WHAT?????

SolstiKwanzUkkahMas???

That's the best one I've heard since my son came up with Merry happy Christmahanukwanzaakkuh last year.

SolstiKwanzUkkahMas is the brainchild of the Catholic Caveman. He even has a song for the new universal holiday.

The 12 Days of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas
~On the first day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other of undetermined gender gave to me, a Snoop-Doggy double CD.
~On the second day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other of undetermined gender gave to me, two nebbish moms.
~On the third day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other of undetermined gender gave to me, three Wiccans.
~On the fourth day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other of undetermined gender gave to me, four malt liquors.
~On the fifth day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other of undetermined gender gave to me, five oy veys!
~On the sixth day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other of undetermined gender gave to me, six empty churches. Those were the folk that got sick of liturgical abuse.
~On the seventh day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other of undetermined gender gave to me, seven moyles snipping.
~On the eighth day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other of undeterminded gender gave to me, eight satan tattoos.
~On the ninth day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other of undeterminded gender gave to me, nine Soul Train dancers. OH MAN! I thought sure he'd have included LITURGICAL dancers LOL!
~On the tenth day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other of undeterminded gender gave to me, ten poncho ladies. Poncho ladies, ewwwwwwwwwwww!
~On the eleventh day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other of undeterminded gender gave to me, eleven Christ-less crèches.
~On the twelfth day of SolstiKwanzUkkahMas, my significant other of undeterminded gender gave to me, twelve packs of Newport's. My wife's brand before we quit!

Peace,
BMP