Reading these guys can sometimes even beat out reading the Sunday comics!
Between reading about those e-coli deaths from spinach and now good old Popeye, all I can say is I'M SO GLAD I NEVER LIKED SPINACH.
"Me life now is finished,
'cus I eats me spinach,"
says Popeye the Sailor Man.
And here's their take on the Novus Ordo while y'er at it. ;)