I thought so, too. (Maybe reprising his clerical role from DOGMA, lol). But I do have to say that Willie Nelson's church would have the better incense blend. ;-)
CARLIN. Listing the seven words you can never say in church: 1. Him (anti-woman) 2. Priest (must say celebrant) 3. Processional (must say gathering song) 4. Solemnity (too sad sounding) 5. Recessional (must say the song of sending forth) 6. Pax 7. Vobiscum
7 comments:
So is that Willie Nelson or George Carlin? LOL
~nb
Close call, but I have to say George Carlin.
BMP
I thought so, too. (Maybe reprising his clerical role from DOGMA, lol). But I do have to say that Willie Nelson's church would have the better incense blend. ;-)
~nb
I vote George Carlin. Nick, ROFL re Willie Nelson's incense!
CARLIN. Listing the seven words you can never say in church:
1. Him (anti-woman)
2. Priest (must say celebrant)
3. Processional (must say gathering song)
4. Solemnity (too sad sounding)
5. Recessional (must say the song of sending forth)
6. Pax
7. Vobiscum
I'd reconsider #2...they bristle if you say celebrant. You have to say "presider". (because we ALL celebrate the Mass, not Father)
~nb
Aggh, that's right. Presider. My pastoral assassin has been outta here for two months and I've managed to block it out, yippeeee!
Post a Comment