Fr. Erik reveals these artifacts:
Joe Wise, St. Louis Jesuits, the Humstrum Nuns (my wife calls them the Strumming Penguins), Hi God, Songs of Praise - ewwwwwwwwwwww!
Songs of Praise is the book that got things started up in my old neck of the woods (read: not a good thing). Glory and Praise came later.
Father Erik, my advice to you is start a bonfire as quickly as humanly possible, and place these artifacts in it.