The ROIDS BROTHERS!
A-Roids (aka "Ster-rod") and Wo-Manny Ramir-roids!
A-Roids played in his first game this season after admitting his steroid use.
Ramir-roids (or Wo-manny) just got busted the other day, testing positive for a banned drug that Manny claims was prescribed by his doctor and was supposedly okay. However, the banned drug in question is a female hormone drug that is often used to cover up the steroids and/or brings one back up after a steroids crash.
Yankee nation may say, "well, at least A-Roids admitted it".
Red Sox nation is very thankful that we got rid of Ramir-roids when we did.
Any way you slice it, there you go - the two highest paid players in baseball. My theory is this: if you take a huge salary, you have room to lose a chunk of your salary to a 50-game suspension and still make enough to support me for the next 50 years.