Saturday, May 9, 2009

CHRISTUS VINCIT SPORTS

Introducing...

The ROIDS BROTHERS!

A-Roids (aka "Ster-rod") and Wo-Manny Ramir-roids!

A-Roids played in his first game this season after admitting his steroid use.

Ramir-roids (or Wo-manny) just got busted the other day, testing positive for a banned drug that Manny claims was prescribed by his doctor and was supposedly okay. However, the banned drug in question is a female hormone drug that is often used to cover up the steroids and/or brings one back up after a steroids crash.

Yankee nation may say, "well, at least A-Roids admitted it".
Red Sox nation is very thankful that we got rid of Ramir-roids when we did.

Any way you slice it, there you go - the two highest paid players in baseball. My theory is this: if you take a huge salary, you have room to lose a chunk of your salary to a 50-game suspension and still make enough to support me for the next 50 years.

Peace,
BMP

1 comment:

Joe of St. Thérèse said...

::sings Cops theme song:: I'm not surprised.