(sent over the diocesan e-mail network by Fr. Trigilio)
BRITNEY SPEARS CONCERT CANCELLED! Unfortunately, our efforts to get pop sensation Britney Spears to perform a benefit fundraiser for the parish have proven unsuccessful. Her calendar is full. Therefore, those who have been arriving at Mass every Sunday dressed like Britney Spears should know that they don't have to do that anymore. Modest church-going attire will do nicely. We will notify you if the situation changes.