Pope turns his back on the people at Mass
At least that's what Reuters said. Get some hot water! Get some disinfectant!
VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Pope Benedict celebrated parts of Sunday's Mass with his back turned on the congregation, re-introducing an old ritual that had not been used in decades.
Never mind facing the Lord, or facing the same direction as the people. That wouldn't be newsworthy, at least not for the folk over at Roto-Reuters.
The Carolina Cannonball gives this accurate report:
In other news... Reuters hires trained monkey reporters.