Wednesday, August 22, 2007

CHRISTUS VINCIT SPORTS NEWS FLASH!!!

Bishop Vann's Texas Rangers Does the Dirty Thirty!

SMOKESHOW EDITION
BRIAN MICHAEL PAGE - CV Sports Writer

BALTIMORE (CV) - Bishop Vann's Texas Rangers responded to a third inning 3-0 deficit by annihilating Cardinal Keeler's Baltimore Orioles with 30 (yes, THIRTY) unanswered runs for a 30-3 victory this evening. Texas scored five runs in the 4th inning, nine in the 6th, ten in the 8th, and six in the 9th to finish off the Orioles - in Camden Yards!

The Rangers are the first team to score 30 runs since the Cubs scored 36 runs 110 years ago. On June 28, 1897, the Cubs beat Louisville 36-7. That was a National League game. The Rangers now hold the American League record.

To add to the Orioles' woes, that was just the first game of a twi-night doubleheader. As I write this, the Rangers are leading 3-1 in the bottom of the 3rd inning. (UPDATE: The Rangers won the second game as well - 9-7)

And I thought my daughter's 28-14 win in all-star softball action was nuts!
Peace,
BMP

1 comment:

PhiMuAlpha2681 said...

30 to 3? Well at least the Orioles got to kick a field goal, lol.