When in Rome, when you want more than just a beer, turn to the product that most Vatican officials drink: Papal Bull Malt Liquor. It's the ONLY malt liquor that doesn't fill you up (especially with heterodoxy). It's also the ONLY malt liquor that has a secret ingredient that will spiritually guide you to being an orthodox Catholic.
Why do you think they call it Papal Bull?
Hat tip to the Crescat.