Hat tip to Michael Kreidler at Disciples with Microphones.
DANCER UPSTAGES SINGER
BILL GATES TO RETIRE IN TWO YEARS
(This gives the iPadre more reasons than ever to stand by his Mac!)
(some language may offend some viewers)
Now, for a really cool effect, play them both at once. It'll be just like walking through the "sight and sound" department at KMart (or whatever your favorite department store may be).