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Alexis Basehore, our Pittsburgh correspondant (and Nick's wife) reports what the Post-Gazette left out of their Poncho Ladies™ coverage. Her Pittsburgh sources have revealed to her that when the Majestic returned to shore and the Poncho Ladies™ disembarked, upon going to their cars, each Poncho Lady's™ car had been covered in SHAVING CREAM AND BOLOGNA and left to bake in the Pittsburgh sun. Sources also indicate that the aforementioned vehicle coverings resulted in the expected damage to the paint.
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