Sunday, July 30, 2006

CHRISTUS VINCIT MAKES THE NEWS IN D.C.

It's those Poncho Ladies™ again - and they're making news all over the place, getting all geared up for their ordination skit on a boat off Pittsburgh.

In fact, thanks to my west coast buddy Gerald, I was able to find not only a piece in the Washington Post, but our humble (ha ha) blog linked in the write-up. To it, Gerald got my attention - Yo, Brian Michael Page! Here is the paragraph in question from the paper:

The Pittsburgh ceremony is being ignored by prominent Catholic publications on the right and left, although the women are being slammed as heretics on many Catholic blogs, which tend to lean conservative. A writer on http://christusvincit.blogspot.com/ said the women were "like a bunch of young girls in a dollhouse 'playing school.' "

First off, let me congratulate the Post for not misquoting me. Yes - I did say that! Here's the post I wrote to prove it! Here's the entire sentence with the phrase in question, referring to a Pittsburgh area woman who will be known as one of the "Pittsburgh Twelve":
Instead, she's simply going to become a poncho lady in a bogus ritual on a boat, kinda like a bunch of young girls in a dollhouse "playing school".

These women have pretty much signed their own excommunication decree. Here's Gerald's closing remarks:
Well, at least they'll all be excommunicated latae sententiae, by the very act of playing "womanpriest". Since most of them had some kind of function in the church, this is, in a way, a good thing. One can only hope that it won't take them as long to figure out as in Boston, where one such "womanpriest" kept working for the diocese. Wake me when they "ordain" anyone under 40.

Peace,
BMP

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Women being ordained as priests is so very delightful to see. Just think, as the filthy whore referred to as GREAT BABYLON is mauled, ripped to shreds, burned with fire, how relevant it is that WOMEN be literally sitting atop the scarlet beast that rises out of the sea! Glorious! Sign up to become female priests! Rush out to become bishops with bearded clams! That's it! Let WOMEN come forward and formally let them rule the world that is about to be burned with fire, instead of quietly ruling it with their crotch powers in secret! SO MUCH FOR WOMEN HAVING THAT QUIET AND MILD SPIRIT THAT IS OF GREAT VALUE TO THE LORD.

CHRISTENDOM IS SUCH A WHORE!

Anonymous said...

AH, THE VERY THOUGHT OF IT--DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAW TO MOSES--THAT ALTERS SHOULD NOT BE ELEVATED SO THAT ONE DOESN'T EXPOSE HIS FILTH? WELL ... THE COMMENT BY ANONYMOUS 1 SUGGESTS A WHOLE NEW CONCERN! AH! I THINK I AM GOING TO BE SICK! HOW DID THIS "I AM AND THERE IS NOBODY BUT ME" OUT OF ISAIAH BECOME SO CLEARLY PROMINENT IN WHAT CHRISTIANS SEEK TO DO AND BECOME? ELEVASTING THEMSELVES IS THEIR SOLE GOAL! THIS IS NOT THE WILL OF GOD, NOR DOES IT FOLLOW CHRIST! I THINK SPIRITUAL HARLOTRY IS A BETTER TERM BUT ANONYMOUS 1'S USE OF "WHORE" MIGHT BE PROPER GIVEN THE CONTEXT.

Jack Bennett said...

Congratulation for making the NEWS! Too bad it had to be on such a non-issue (to everyone except the media that is). Still I bet your readership will go WAAAAY up.

Brian Michael Page said...

Thanks Jack! News is news. At least it's not saying something like "Christus Vincit Man Slays Twelve Poncho Ladies" hehehehe!

Readership will go up. Progressives will be pissed off. Trolls like the two that commented above you will flock and pitch their hissy-fits (many who are anonymous, thus, no backbone). I'm not worried. Just makes me more proud of who I am and the blogroll (which includes the blogosphere's most prolific haiku writer, Mr. Jack Bennett) that we carry at CV.

Peace,
BMP

Andy K. said...

Domenico Bettinelli has linked to you as well:

http://www.bettnet.com/blog/index.php/weblog/comments/these_women_are_all_wet/

Terry Nelson said...

Congratulations! It's every bloggers dream to get into the news - and the Washington Post! Jackpot!
I linked to you in my rticle on the subjest and I'm diecting people to yoursite and Gerald's for updates - you have to do something funny! Great going!

rhapsody said...

A belated congratulations:)

Linking it too!

PhiMuAlpha2681 said...

"CHRISTUS VINCIT MAN!!!" Sounds like one of the characters in the Superheroes skit on "Whose Line is it Anyway", LMAO.

~nb

Brian Michael Page said...

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Supe...boof!
CHRISTUS VINCIT MAN?

That's right, kids! Christus Vincit Man, man of facial hair, thick skin, and a cast iron stomach, and the knack for out-snarking the snark.

But who is the man behind the mask? Is it Brian, is it Nick, is it Jason? Or is it Shamus, the Christus Vincit Leprechaun?
LMAO (had to)

BMP