Tuesday, May 30, 2006

I CAN WRECKOVATE YOUR CHURCH IN ONE PHONE CALL
by DICK VOSKO

Actually, the book title is God's House Is Our House by the infamous wreckovator of wreckovators, Fr. Dick Vosko. His work is kind of similar to a book title Steve Martin once mentioned, How I Turned a Million in Real Estate into $25 in Cash. You see, Vosko cheapens churches by removing as much sacredness as he can get away with. Watch how your church becomes a ballroom right before your very eyes, with a table right in the middle of it all, where the celebrant can be the center of attention, thus taking any focus from Jesus Christ in the Blessed Sacrament.

Notice how even in the most oblong of buildings, Dick Vosko can put a good-sized section of seats in the round so everyone can see. He no longer wants a celebrant at the altar, but a talk show host.

Gerald says: Spirit of Vatican II as Luther's Last Laugh. Dick Vosko PhD would make a great new age Protestant.

Jeff says: We do need some child to yell out, "The church has been stripped naked" until everybody finally agrees that boy is right.

Go ahead and buy the book. Read it too, so you'll finally get an idea on how NOT to build or renovate a church.

Peace,
BMP

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