Last weekend after Mass, we passed out pamphlets that tell of the misconceptions of the Da Vinci Code, often referred to as the Duh Vinci Code and the Da Vinci Hoax. Well, they're right, you know. The Da Vinci Code is a hoax.
So, without further adieu, or ado, or ah-doooooooooo, here is the Da Vinci Code Catechism, as presented by Fr. John Wauck. It's our Catechism, in the context of the Dumb Winky Code (ok, my new nickname for the DVC).
Hat tip to the Curt Jester.