Monday, March 6, 2006


This is what the Gather hymnal would look like as a pet (photo courtesy of The Ox Files)

Check out the Ox's full article for what Gather would look like as an animal, vehicle, food, album cover, etc.

Now, here's what the Worship hymnal (same publisher as Gather, but much better book) would look like as a pet:

Much prettier, isn't it?

Now - Glory and Praise?

Need I say more?



Argent said...

ROFLOL!! That first one is a nightmare, bless its heart.

Anonymous said...

Okay, very funny, but the analogies suggested are inappropriate (except for the GLOP, that was right on.)

Worship shouldn't just be lovable,(and it shouldn't be fluffy/cute at all,) it should be strong and proud and noble.

And Goiter Apprehensive shouldn't be fierce and scary, it should be big and dumb and kind of funny -- maybe a flatulent, overweight hound, tricked out in a bow or a trying-too-hard-to-be-cute doggie sweater.

The Leper

Brian Michael Page said...

your last paragraph... all I can think of is one of two cartoons in the description you suggest:
1) Two Stupid Dogs
2) Ed, Edd, and Eddy (ok, they're humans, but as dumb as they come)


PhiMuAlpha2681 said...

Ren and Stimpy come to mind...


PhiMuAlpha2681 said...

Got it! Glory and Praise should be a picture of "The Guy on the Couch" from HALF BAKED!!!!!