Hat tip to our own Nick, who got these from our old friend (and Nick's old boss) Steve.
Recently passed an audition for the St. Joan's choir by dancing like a Radio City Rockette and singing I'm gonna wash that grey right out of my hair...
Just witnessed the ordination of the poncho ladies and said, This doesn't look too good!
(Idea inspired by my wife)
Setting: Coffee hour after the gym Mass
I've been comin' to St. Joan's for forty years and I still get all teary-eyed every time I hear them there Peter, Paul, and Mary tunes! This poor old senile soul goes back to her coffee and starts humming a few bars of Puff the Magic Dragon.